I think I might be a genius. It is just incredible how quickly I taught my humans to give me treats in return for a plain ‘sit’ or ‘down’! Today, they even gave me cheese for the effort. I reckon if I keep this up, by Christmas they will be giving me the entire turkey if I just do a couple of the dog tricks from the book they bought.
Its been quite a hectic week for both me and my humans. I’ve been trying to teach them to speak dog and although they are incredibly slow to learn it seems we are now finally making some progress. They now know to serve me food promptly after their own meals, all they seem to require in return is that I sit nicely and wait for them to put the bowl down.