I met this really cute puppy girl at the park. She had long, brown legs and soft dangly ears. She was wearing a red harness and she smelled lovely. I think I fell in love the moment I saw her.
I invited her for a game of chase and she was real fast. We ran around our humans for a bit and then suddenly things started to go wrong. What’s a poor dog to do, when a cute girl behaves like this? I need some advice please!